Hey Epiphora
Welcome to my corner of the internet! I’m Piph, and if you’re here, you’re probably on a quest for honest, no-nonsense sex toy reviews and a healthy dose of unfiltered commentary. Well, you’ve come to the right place.
For over 15 years, I’ve been putting sex toys through their paces and sharing my unapologetic opinions with the world. Known for my discerning taste and irreverent style, I cut through the fluff and get straight to the point. No coy euphemisms here—just real talk about what works, what doesn’t, and everything in between.
About the blog
On this blog, you’ll find a treasure trove of sex toy reviews, along with musings on the latest trends, behind-the-scenes glimpses into my life as a sex toy reviewer, and answers to burning reader questions. Oh, and did I mention the annual best/worst list? It’s a must-read.
With a collection of over 900 sex toys (yes, you read that right), I bring a level of expertise that few can match. But don’t worry, I’m not just a walking encyclopedia of sex toys—I’m also a damn good time.
Publications
My work has been featured in top publications like Playboy, Slate, and VICE, and I’ve shared my insights as a guest on radio shows, podcasts, and panels. Whether I’m ranting about pink toys or singing the praises of VixSkin, you can always count on me to keep it real.
As a queer, feminist labia enthusiast, I bring a unique perspective to the table—one that’s grounded in authenticity and fueled by passion. And when I’m not busy kicking cats off my lap to masturbate (true story), you can find me advocating for better sex education and helping folks navigate the wild world of sex toys.
So grab a cup of coffee (extra creamer, please) and settle in. Whether you’re a seasoned toy aficionado or a curious newbie, there’s something here for everyone. Welcome to the revolution.
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